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Larkonis Trassler
Snuff Box Urine Alliance
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Posted - 2013.05.21 19:25:00 -
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Hello C&P. It's been a long time since I've posted here! Larkonis Trassler, king of C&P, space commander, pirate and former e-politician here.
I'm pretty aghast at the plight of many a highsec player under the threat of a wardec by those who have superior in game and out of game skills. Personally I think it's 'not on'. So I'm going to offer you a service.
If you live in high sec and are the victim of a war dec and you are willing to fight then I may be able to help you out. I have one or two spare characters who are highsec capable who I'm willing to throw in your corporation for a while. I'm willing to teach you how to maximise your fighting potential, no matter how low your SP are.
My fee? Well, that's negotiable. I may charge a nominal fee for any losses I suffer, I may work 'pro bono' or I may even subsidise some operations.
Hit me up in game if you are interested. High sec war dec? Tired of having bullies kick sand in your face? L Trassler, mercenary for 'hire' |

Larkonis Trassler
Snuff Box Urine Alliance
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Posted - 2013.05.24 12:55:00 -
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This service is still available.
High sec war dec? Tired of having bullies kick sand in your face? L Trassler, mercenary for 'hire' |

Larkonis Trassler
Snuff Box Urine Alliance
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Posted - 2013.05.31 18:46:00 -
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Shakra Geten wrote:I had a lesson with Larkonis, and he was tremendously helpful. I highly recommend his services.
Mr Geten asked me for my time after getting wardecced. He was wise enough to realise that there was no point in chasing the two man corp who decced him but asked me for some tuition on some basic skills which he could pass on to future corp mates.
Spent a little while with him going over some of the basics of combat in EVE and then we headed out to lowsec and actually managed to kill something between us.
All free of charge of course. Mr Geten was probably one of the most receptive people I've had to teach ever. High sec war dec? Tired of having bullies kick sand in your face? L Trassler, mercenary for 'hire' |

Larkonis Trassler
Snuff Box Urine Alliance
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Posted - 2013.06.11 18:31:00 -
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GET HYPED!
Uncle Lark will help you out with your wardec.
No need to disband.
Be taught how to fish and fight back those bullies today! High sec war dec? Tired of having bullies kick sand in your face? L Trassler, mercenary for 'hire' |

Larkonis Trassler
Snuff Box Urine Alliance
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Posted - 2013.06.11 18:58:00 -
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De'Veldrin wrote:Welcome back Lark. I find that since you and Lana and a lot of the other regular C&P posters went poof into the ether (whatever happened to Lexa?) the quality of the posting here has steadily declined until it best be described as "ewww."
Heh... I'd have thought you to be the least likely to welcome me back. High sec war dec? Tired of having bullies kick sand in your face? L Trassler, mercenary for 'hire' |

Larkonis Trassler
Snuff Box Urine Alliance
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Posted - 2013.06.18 19:14:00 -
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Seriously disappoint at the uptake here.
Terrible. High sec war dec? Tired of having bullies kick sand in your face? L Trassler, mercenary for 'hire' |

Larkonis Trassler
Snuff Box Urine Alliance
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Posted - 2013.07.08 16:49:00 -
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Dewa Cinta wrote:This guy scammed my corp out of 500mil. Don't trust.
Who are you mate? Larkonis Trassler, slayer of the NC.
Tired of hisec wardecs and bullies kicking sand in your face? Look me up... |

Larkonis Trassler
Snuff Box Urine Alliance
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Posted - 2013.07.22 17:56:00 -
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Confirming I am legit. Larkonis Trassler, slayer of the NC.
Tired of hisec wardecs and bullies kicking sand in your face? Look me up... |
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